Ryanair Pays Out after Jinxing Ryanair Horse

1M FREE SEATS EVEN THOUGH RYANAIR HORSE DIDN’T WIN THE RYANAIR CHASE


NO TAXES, NO CHARGES, ZIP, NADA, F*** ALL



Ryanair, Cheltenham’s favourite airline today (13th March) announced that although the Ryanair horse, Mossbank didn’t win the Ryanair chase, it will still give away 1 million free seats (no taxes, no charges) because we probably jinxed him.

Speaking this afternoon, Ryanair’s Head of Sales and Marketing, Sinead Finn said;

“Sadly the Ryanair horse didn’t win the Ryanair chase. With 1 million free seats riding on Mossbank to win, he was jinxed from the outset, so we’ll pay out regardless to thank all the passengers who have made Ryanair Cheltenham’s favourite airline.

“The 1 million free seats for travel in April have been released on www.ryanair.com. We advise passengers to book immediately as these seats are FREE, no taxes and no charges and will be snapped up in record time”.

Editors Note: A nominal 1 p charge applies and will be reimbursed on request
Travel Mon-Thur and Sat in April – See Ryanair.com for details and routes